tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51385176609388717542024-02-06T22:38:40.003-08:00Oh, JeslyOh, Jeslyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05785220991593577036noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5138517660938871754.post-15591135928710239902012-02-13T20:55:00.000-08:002012-02-13T20:55:00.933-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxDu_f2Fa9ofxbmTnhu4Og9tT0AVqpAmV5KzKGTeRinBSzeE0lGMl-PRh834ByECxhK84EyGo0Dw8o7QbiVG0g9wRnw1tSRPQqHFBWUx1SSzOC4a1d7vxtdX9hT-jkEb9W1xd2duTv-sQ/s1600/minniemousecostume.jpg" imageanchor="1" style=""><img border="0" height="400" width="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxDu_f2Fa9ofxbmTnhu4Og9tT0AVqpAmV5KzKGTeRinBSzeE0lGMl-PRh834ByECxhK84EyGo0Dw8o7QbiVG0g9wRnw1tSRPQqHFBWUx1SSzOC4a1d7vxtdX9hT-jkEb9W1xd2duTv-sQ/s400/minniemousecostume.jpg" /></a></div><br />
They say 'a picture is worth a thousand words'. Well, this is the best picture I could find to properly convey to you who I am. Hello, blog world.Oh, Jeslyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05785220991593577036noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5138517660938871754.post-88764217692536158912012-02-13T19:41:00.000-08:002012-02-13T19:41:25.340-08:00I am<br />
female<br />
twenty-one<br />
brunette<br />
above average height<br />
below average weight<br />
fair skinned<br />
a good speller<br />
<br />
I<br />
wish I had brothers<br />
eat my French fries in groups of three, matching them by length<br />
have a headache every day<br />
sing princess songs in the car while I drive<br />
bite the skin around my fingernails<br />
get my best night’s sleep in jeans, on the floor, with the television on loud<br />
rock a lot of polka dots<br />
watch The Prince of Egypt every night while I fall asleep<br />
have abnormally soft skin under my chin<br />
<br />
When<br />
at the movie theatre, I take off my shoes and sit criss-cross-appleasauce in my seat, and I like watch all the credits and read the funny names and I like to be the last person to walk out at the end<br />
in the passenger seat of a car, I always have my feet on the dash and my hand out the window (if weather permits)<br />
wearing a jacket or hoodie, I pull the sleeves over my hands<br />
falling asleep, I full-body twitch<br />
meeting married people, the first thing I do is ask them to tell me the story of how they fell in love<br />
driving on a snowy night, I pretend the snowflakes coming toward me are stars and I’m in the Millennium Falcon flying light speed to Endor<br />
I sneeze, I say “bless me”<br />
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I like<br />
the smell of gasoline<br />
the quiet sound of fingernails scratching an itch<br />
when you meow at a cat, and it meows back<br />
restaurants with cups of crayons at the tables to draw on their paper tablecloths<br />
people with contagious laughs<br />
being the bearer of good news<br />
chewing ice<br />
the first step into a warm shower<br />
eskimo kisses<br />
I dislike<br />
know-it-alls<br />
red marks left on my nose when I take my glasses off<br />
pressure to do something someone else’s way<br />
chapped lips<br />
getting soap in my eye<br />
when people say “I don’t read”<br />
stepping out of the shower into the cold air<br />
the word “squeeze”<br />
my name, and wish I had one of those names that when you introduce yourself to people they say “wow, what a beautiful name”<br />
empty hands<br />
<br />
My<br />
stomach growls loudly<br />
room is always cold, and I like it that way<br />
cat’s name is Mewmew Mew<br />
passport picture is hideous<br />
heart is open<br />
fingers are longOh, Jeslyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05785220991593577036noreply@blogger.com2